We’re all doomed. But you’re more doomed.
An awful, ugly world is the only thing I want.
Death is the true meaning of life. Woah! That’s deep.
It’s not a phase and I won’t grow out of it!
I could start a club for people who hate people. Eh, but no one would show up.
I’m not really a cat person. I’m more of a… nothing person.
This is as far as my eyes can roll.
Welcome to Sad Town. Population – me. Everyone else, get out!
I can feel it. Someone’s happy over there!
Aaaah, Vigeo…- is okay! I mean… he’s whatever… I guess.
Ugh. Sentinels again. Has anyone ever told you guys that you try way too hard?
Viego: “Ah, Vex. I was just speaking of you. How did you fare in your mission?”
Vex: “I did it. Spread the Mist all over the place, just like you wanted.”
Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
Oh no. Happiness and rainbows? I’m gonna barf twice.
Spreading misery is what brings me joy. I mean… brings me misery. I mean… joyous misery?
Honestly, you taunt yourself just by being you.
You know what, Shadow? Sometimes, I almost don’t hate you.
No doctors! I already told you, being sad makes me happy.
You’re sad and dead? We should hang out!
Another person to kill. Shadow, can you handle it?
Life sucks. But at least I’m not you.
