He was a wise man who invented beer.
Less is more, unless you’re Al Gore.
It’s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
If you’re not first, you’re last.
I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.
True change takes place in the imagination.
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.