Tahm Kench Quotes

You’re duller than a broken sandwich.

Tahm Kench

Call me king, call me demon – water forgets the names of the drowned.

Tahm Kench

You are a malodorous offense to my palate!

Tahm Kench

The only real sin is to deny a craving.

Tahm Kench

I have tastes that aren’t easily… pacified.

Tahm Kench

From suffering, my banquet is born.

Tahm Kench

Girl, you got as much “foresight” as a blindfolded mole.

Tahm Kench

My diet is expensively unique.

Tahm Kench

I say, you’re as “fun” as a leaky roof.

Tahm Kench

I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.

Tahm Kench

It is the heart from which the darkest water flows.

Tahm Kench

The enormity of the hat doesn’t hide the vacancy beneath it!

Tahm Kench

You’re strong like bull, and smart like cow.

Tahm Kench

Girl, if brains were dynamite, you’d be a dud.

Tahm Kench

It is my mouth into which all travels end.

Tahm Kench

Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern.

Tahm Kench

Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!

Tahm Kench

Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence.

Tahm Kench

Child, you’re a couple cows short of a steak!

Tahm Kench

If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why’s tin between your ears?

Tahm Kench

Now we shall gluttonize.

Tahm Kench

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